I post a lot
Just because I love you doesn’t mean I’ll let you win in Mario Kart. Fuck off
The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”
better
Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one
the raccoon one thoFavorite commercial thing.
These were what I lived to see as a kid. I loved these commercials
HES STILL AROUND, like two days ago I saw a new one where he was a glitch in a smart house’s system keeping the garage door from opening and he was LITERALLY GLITCHING, it was so clever XD
I no longer know how to make gifs so here’s the vid.
U ever catch urself clenching the living SHIT out of your jaw for no reason ….calm down queen nothing’s happening…….yet
💯🙏💛🟨👍
Worst part about this is I’ve only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn’t who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is
Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis
should i take a shower or end all of human pain












