the-shy-girl-420:

Just because I love you doesn’t mean I’ll let you win in Mario Kart. Fuck off

June 29th  

elixir:

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The fossil of a 20cm baby crocodile from Germany.

June 29th  

bugshroom:

bugshroom:

if i were a river hog and you were also a river hog we could hoggle in the river together forever

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this could be us

June 29th  

alextriestodrawhatever:

wahbegan:

markv5:

Планы на вечер….

“Plans for the evening”

@markv5 I had to draw him

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June 29th  

ktempestbradford:

theriu:

amydiddle:

spoopy-tiny-tyrant:

kyra-lord-of-dystopia:

poorhornycat:

professor-sweetpea:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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better

Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one


the raccoon one tho

Favorite commercial thing.

These were what I lived to see as a kid. I loved these commercials

HES STILL AROUND, like two days ago I saw a new one where he was a glitch in a smart house’s system keeping the garage door from opening and he was LITERALLY GLITCHING, it was so clever XD

I no longer know how to make gifs so here’s the vid.

June 29th  

cuntaloupes:

U ever catch urself clenching the living SHIT out of your jaw for no reason ….calm down queen nothing’s happening…….yet

June 29th  

teathattast:

teathattast:

teathattast:

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💯🙏💛🟨👍

Worst part about this is I’ve only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn’t who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

papayajuan2019:

should i take a shower or end all of human pain

June 28th